{"id":92,"date":"2014-05-03T16:57:29","date_gmt":"2014-05-03T16:57:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/madrian.us\/?p=92"},"modified":"2014-05-03T16:57:29","modified_gmt":"2014-05-03T16:57:29","slug":"the-tapir","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/madrian.us\/?p=92","title":{"rendered":"The Tapir"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yeah. Good question, how did that absurd animal get on all our wedding stuff?!?!?!?!<\/p>\n<p>(actually, see the\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/madrian.us\/?page_id=39\">save the date page<\/a>\u00a0P.S. for more info)<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Still, they&#8217;re fun to look at, right? Here are some more for your viewing pleasure.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/madrian.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/il_fullxfull.293760157.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-21\" src=\"http:\/\/madrian.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/il_fullxfull.293760157-300x173.jpg\" alt=\"il_fullxfull.293760157\" width=\"300\" height=\"173\" srcset=\"http:\/\/madrian.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/il_fullxfull.293760157-300x173.jpg 300w, http:\/\/madrian.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/il_fullxfull.293760157-1024x591.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/madrian.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/il_fullxfull.293760157-624x360.jpg 624w, http:\/\/madrian.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/il_fullxfull.293760157.jpg 1500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Gentle, 1780&#8217;s Tapir roams\u00a0<a title=\"image search for mount vernon\" href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\/imgres?imgurl=http:\/\/imageenvision.com\/450\/20205-stock-photography-george-washingtons-home-at-mount-vernon-on-the-potomac-river-by-jvpd.jpg&amp;imgrefurl=http:\/\/imageenvision.com\/illustration\/20205-stock-photography-george-washingtons-home-at-mount-vernon-on-the-potomac-river-by-jvpd&amp;h=450&amp;w=450&amp;sz=215&amp;tbnid=lkwLoZK43ynRfM:&amp;tbnh=90&amp;tbnw=90&amp;zoom=1&amp;usg=__etKAIodLeucgRYOpDkECC1P2DXs=&amp;docid=CLFRZnaR6l3EGM&amp;sa=X&amp;ei=8l-SUpWCBJPMsQS6p4HQBg&amp;ved=0CDYQ9QEwAw\">Mount Vernon<\/a>. You&#8217;re far from your home in the Amazon, Tapir, but you look great in Sepia.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/madrian.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/eating.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-22\" src=\"http:\/\/madrian.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/eating-272x300.jpg\" alt=\"eating\" width=\"272\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"http:\/\/madrian.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/eating-272x300.jpg 272w, http:\/\/madrian.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/eating.jpg 545w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 272px) 100vw, 272px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>What?! Coloring book Tapir!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/madrian.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/tapier.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-23\" src=\"http:\/\/madrian.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/tapier.jpg\" alt=\"Tapir Clipart\" width=\"170\" height=\"117\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Little known drawing of a Tapir by Picasso. Less famous than the\u00a0<a title=\"picasso's dove\" href=\"http:\/\/tinyurl.com\/kn6xgqp\">dove<\/a>, but just as beautiful. Potentially, a Picasso forgery by<a href=\"http:\/\/tinyurl.com\/lym9j2a\">\u00a0James Thurber<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/madrian.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/tapir-combo-4-species_sm.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-24\" src=\"http:\/\/madrian.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/tapir-combo-4-species_sm-206x300.jpg\" alt=\"tapir-combo-4-species_sm\" width=\"206\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"http:\/\/madrian.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/tapir-combo-4-species_sm-206x300.jpg 206w, http:\/\/madrian.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/tapir-combo-4-species_sm.jpg 278w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 206px) 100vw, 206px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>People think there is only one kind of Tapir. Fools.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/madrian.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/tapir-engraving.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-25\" src=\"http:\/\/madrian.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/tapir-engraving-300x202.png\" alt=\"tapir-engraving\" width=\"300\" height=\"202\" srcset=\"http:\/\/madrian.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/tapir-engraving-300x202.png 300w, http:\/\/madrian.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/tapir-engraving-1024x689.png 1024w, http:\/\/madrian.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/tapir-engraving-624x420.png 624w, http:\/\/madrian.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/tapir-engraving.png 1600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Oh ho! You recognize this dapper fellow, here he is with his little spotted young &#8216;un from our save the dates, I hope!<\/p>\n<p>You&#8217;re welcome for this page!<\/p>\n<p>hearts,<\/p>\n<p>M &amp; A<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yeah. Good question, how did that absurd animal get on all our wedding stuff?!?!?!?! (actually, see the\u00a0save the date page\u00a0P.S. for more info) &nbsp; Still, they&#8217;re fun to look at, right? Here are some more for your viewing pleasure. Gentle, 1780&#8217;s Tapir roams\u00a0Mount Vernon. You&#8217;re far from your home in the Amazon, Tapir, but you [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-92","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/madrian.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/92","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/madrian.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/madrian.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/madrian.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/madrian.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=92"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/madrian.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/92\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":93,"href":"http:\/\/madrian.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/92\/revisions\/93"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/madrian.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=92"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/madrian.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=92"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/madrian.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=92"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}